#1 clue that you live in San Francisco and it's almost June:
Did you just hear a foghorn?
I moved here 5 years ago from Southern California, and I believe I cried through that entire first June. San Francisco is F-O-G-G-Y during June. The first year, I was scared to believe all the locals who said "Wait till September and October - it's beautiful". It's the truth. If it happens to be your first year living here, just know that it will be like this for a while. Try to get into the Zen of it and do what we do - laugh at all the tourists wearing shorts and bundle up in your jacket. It will get better. I promise. Wait till September.
